Muffin explosion. They look shitty but taste heavenly.
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In a perfect world I would afford to acquire all these essential and beautiful things. And not spend so much time here.
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In a perfect world I would afford to acquire all these essential and beautiful things. And not spend so much time here.
• Say what?• Go on, share! ///total blam blam
My irrelevant two cents…
I hate that in this country people think it’s socialism and communism to care about human beings. Fucking ignorants.
Irrelevant stuff for posterity…
I’ve been so busy that I forgot to document the awful dream I had last night.
So I, out of nowhere, reluctantly told a particularly awful customer of mine that I would blow him for $300.
“$250, and you swallow.”
“$275, and I don’t.”
Fuck, this is exactly what happens with the smalles iota of stress in my life. Work is killig me. Friends are bitches. Now I’m having stupid nightmares about awful men and I can’t even get full price for my sexual offer in my own dreams.
FAIL.
I love when an episode of SVU starts with this disclaimer, cause you know that shit is totally based on a true story.
W.
goatee + (singularity * procrastination) + honeybuns/ (pecan taste^(80’s plotline – crazy hairdo) + ben folds^2)) + √Skyrim / hypervisors < androids (heartbreak3 + (indifference/weed^ breasts^ reddit)) = ∞ velveeta
A sign of the times: Desperate Ron Paul fans have now photoshopped a picture of him kissing a black baby to prove he’s not racist. FAIL.
