- “But Elizabeth you made your own birthday cake?” …… “You’re god damn right I did!”
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>>> I'm Elizabeth. I make things up and write things down for a living.
Sometimes just for fun.
This is my negligible contribution to the internet.
I also collect music here.
In a perfect world I would afford to acquire all these essential and beautiful things.
And not spend so much time here, and here.
Or here.
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OK this is getting ridiculous… NOT. Love love love my AP fan base I mean friends. <3
Pretty amazing when someone designs wrapping paper graphics just for you :)
FAQs
“Are you OK?”
“Can you change the deadline?”
“Who finished the coffee?”
“Does it need a comma?”
“Are you hungry yet?”
“How was your date?”
“Do you smell that?”
“HOW IS IT ONLY 11 AM?”
“Wanna go to happy hour?”
“Is he looking this way?”
“Do I turn here?”
I. Love. Her.
(via deadglass)
Happy birthday, you beautiful man you…
Behold the first birthday #cake of the birthday week.
Daft Punk all day, baby…
(Source: Spotify)
Never believe a man can change a woman
Nizar Qabbani
Those men are pretenders
who think that they created woman
Woman does not emerge from a man’s rib’s, not ever,
it’s he who emerges from her womb
Gluttony in progress…
Documenting it all…
Caught a dude staring at me and I just knew he was a rough but gentle and well educated werewolf so I stared back and BAM I realized I was in my gym clothes and not wearing any make up and looking like I spent the last seven years of my life chasing rats in a sewer.
Lowered expectations.
Monday.
LOVE LOVE LOVE Dolorous Edd Tollett.
Come on you stranger, you legend, you martyr, and shine…
(Source: Spotify)
