It is not so incomprehensible as you pretend, sweet pea. Love is the feeling we have for those we care deeply about and hold in high regard. It can be light as the hug we give a friend or heavy as the sacrifices we make for our children. It can be romantic, platonic, familial, fleeting, everlasting, conditional, unconditional, imbued with sorrow, stoked by sex, sullied by abuse, amplified by kindness, twisted by betrayal, deepened by time, darkened by difficulty, leavened by generosity, nourished by humor, and “loaded with promises and commitments” that we may or may not want to keep. The best thing you can possibly do with your life is to tackle the motherfucking shit out of love.

Cheryl Strayed, Tiny Beautiful Things

The one rule for being my friend…

I must feel neutral or better about myself after 90% of our interactions.

Things I have labeled as “the worst” this year (so far)

  • Mom jeans on non moms
  • Stick figure family stickers on cars
  • Lazy people with big, clearly unrealistic, dreams 
  • Unnecessary cliffhangers 
  • Runners who jog in place at intersections
  • Teenagers
  • Questions about my accent
  • My inability to resist nutty bars 
Speaker of truths. #copywritersrule

Speaker of truths. #copywritersrule

Must keep in mind in case of self reproduction. 

Must keep in mind in case of self reproduction. 

Maybe home is nothing but two arms holding you tight when you’re at your worst.

Yara Bashraheel

Seth Macfarlane knows what’s what. 

Seth Macfarlane knows what’s what. 

This is what needs to happen. 

Songs can be old friends…

(Source: Spotify)

I’ve been doing it wrong all. these. years. #fml

Fuck off. 

Fuck off. 

Music for an almost Friday…

(Source: Spotify)

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