January 2012
50 posts
WatchThese are very confused people.
peepingtomfoolery:
beckybuckwild:
im crying omfga;S2b2sjk
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My irrelevant two cents...
I hate that in this country people think it’s socialism and communism to care about human beings. Fucking ignorants.
Irrelevant stuff for posterity...
I’ve been so busy that I forgot to document the awful dream I had last night.
So I, out of nowhere, reluctantly told a particularly awful customer of mine that I would blow him for $300.
“$250, and you swallow.”
“$275, and I don’t.”
Fuck, this is exactly what happens with the smalles iota of stress in my life. Work is killig me. Friends are bitches. Now...
W.
goatee + (singularity * procrastination) + honeybuns/ (pecan taste^(80’s plotline – crazy hairdo) + ben folds^2)) + √Skyrim / hypervisors < androids (heartbreak3 + (indifference/weed^ breasts^ reddit)) = ∞ velveeta
Procrastination Thursday...
Sometimes I’m offended at how squarely I fit into the stupefying cliché of “youngish ethnically ambiguous female with the innate belief that she’s talented and destined to achieve some kind of artistic glory and also leave the country and live anonymously in a random village in the Swiss alps and maybe meet a nice Hungarian man scary enough to calm me down, but sensual enough to inspire all kinds...
Pfffttt...
Responses I get a lot from humorless people with low self esteem and/or childhood issues after they completely missed my amazing jokes: “OKAYYYYYYY….“ “Why are you like that?” “What are you smoking?” and/or “I want some of what YOU’RE on.” <eye roll> “Yeah… not so much.” “Not sure what THAT was all about, but…” “Riiiiiiiiiight.” “Anywayyyyyyyyyyy…” “Um, random much?” “Bitter much?” “Did...
“Change does not roll in on the wheels of inevitability…”
– MLK
Rug...
I just drunk-bought a rug online after drunk-seeing a very similar one at someone’s home and drunk-asking them where they bought it. I’m now drunk-picturing it in my living room and sobering up realizing it won’t fucking fit in here.
An open letter to the people who hate Obama more...
I meet you all the time. You hate Obama. You hate gay people. You hate black people, immigrants, Muslims, labor unions, women who want the right to make choices concerning their bodies, you hate em all. You hate being called racist. You hate being called a bigot. Maybe if you talked about creating jobs more than you talk about why you hate gay people we wouldn’t call you bigots. Maybe if you...
OMFG
I just realized that my lease is up in April and I’m not going to stay in my current shoebox I mean apartment, so I started shopping for my futurelife on the internet with some kind of mythical futurebudget and oh my god my futurekitchen is going to have so much daylight and my futureneighbor will be so fucking awesome and all my futurevisitors will love my four bedroom two bathroom apartment...
