Responses I get a lot from humorless people with low self esteem and/or childhood issues after they completely missed my amazing jokes:


“OKAYYYYYYY….“
“Why are you like that?”
“What are you smoking?” and/or “I want some of what YOU’RE on.”
<eye roll>
“Yeah… not so much.”
“Not sure what THAT was all about, but…”
“Riiiiiiiiiight.”
“Anywayyyyyyyyyyy…”
“Um, random much?”
“Bitter much?”
“Did your mother drop you when you were a baby?”
“That could get you fired.”

Sorry assholes. Sorry you never developed the social skills one needs to have a fun back and forth with someone, or don’t understand/know how to process humor.

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